The Twilight Saga

I only recently started watching Twilight. I remember a few years ago, not even being able to watch a few minutes without gagging.  To my surprise I actually found the adventures of the taciturn, sparkly vampire and his buddies rather entertaining, to a point. I can’t claim to be the biggest fan out there, or even a fan, but I can definitely sympathise with those who have had to say goodbye to Bella and Edward, and all the other ones, in Twilight – Breaking Dawn Part II. However, I’ve heard, that there are talks about more instalments to come.

The Twilight Saga – Brunch

In this instalment Bella and Edward have brunch. They come down to a lavish spread of delicious baked goods, organic fruit, orange juice and freshly brewed coffee. But, because they’re vampires they don’t eat! Instead, they talk about how much fun it would be if they could eat. Also, Edward’s Dr Dad comes up with a serum which means the Cullen’s no longer have to ingest blood to survive. This means no more hunting and killing, proving that vampires can get more boring.

The Twilight Saga – Nap Time

Here Edward and Bella’s daughter, who is named after the capital of Iceland, is about to take a nap. However, she is only allowed to do so after she admits to killing one of her “friends”. But, wait, it’s okay, because in a vision she saw that this girl was going to be a serial killer one day. Also, there’s a great twist to this instalment, because remember(?) – vampires don’t sleep, or kill or do anything really.

Now the final instalment is a collaborative effort bringing together three worlds of fantasy. It will be called –

Hotel Middle Earth

Gandalf and Frodo open a hotel in Middle Earth after seeing the great tourist potential. Bella and Edward go there for their 100^th year anniversary and run into Harry Potter, whose just there! Nothing really happens, so you can see this film is primarily influenced by the twilight series. Harry, Gandalf and Frodo do get very drunk and do karaoke though.